Statements Used By Women Often Misunderstood By MEN

Actually,I found this while browsing the internet

The 9 STATEMENTS :

1)FINE

This is the word women usually used to end up an argument when they are right [even if they don't] and you REALLY need to shut up.

2)FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed,this supposedly means a half an hour.

Five minutes means just five minutes if you have JUST been given five more minutes to watch the sport channel before helping with the house chores.

3)NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm struck.This really mean SOMETHING[and you know it] and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end with FINE.

4)GO AHEAD

It really means DON'T do it.It's a dare,not a permission.

5)LOUD SIGH

Not a word but a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men.[right?]This means she thinks you an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her precious time arguing with you about NOTHING.

6)THAT'S OK @ IT'S OK

It means she wants to think very long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man though.

7)THANKS

If a woman said thank you out of the blue,DON'T question it or faint.Just reply you're welcome.Unless,IF she says 'THANKS A LOT'[a PURE sarcasm]means she is not thanking you at all.Please remain silence and DON'T say you're welcome because it can lead to 'WHATEVER'

8)WHATEVER

A woman's way to say....'F*** You'[quite harsh,isn't it?]

9)DON'T WORRY,I GOT IT

It means,something a woman has told a man to do several times,but now is doing it herself.

The result is a man would probably ask 'What's wrong?'For the woman response,please refer no. 3.

*Quite funny,but sometimes,depending on the situation,it can be true.=)